Why I hate Dawgs

Maybe most of you already know that I hate dogs. No no, not because I’m a Muslim. At first, I’m kewl with dogs… until one day…

At that time, I’m still in secondary school. A dog, out from nowhere suddenly chase after me. I didn’t do anything and that thing chased me. What fuck?. People always say that dun run if a dog chase after you. Ya, I didn’t run. I tried to be kewl. I’m alone at that time ( It’s 4pm something ).

The dog is really close now and I still at my same spot. REALLY CLOSE.

Okay, fuck off. I’m runnin’ man. I dun wanna wait anymore. That dog memang wants a piece of chunk of me. So, I ran with my 5 kilo schoolbag on my back. Maybe my luck at that time is a lil bit fucked up. It bit my shoes ( it’s a miracle how the dog bite it. I wuz running and it and target my shoe. What is this? Super dog? ).

If I can sweat blood, my white t-shirt will go red at that time. Then, the dog just leave after it bit my shoes. WHAT THE FUCK? This dog is not crazy but nuts i think.

I didn’t tell my mom what happened. From that moment, I curse dogs. Cats are nice. Maybe some cats is evil, nasty and shit everywhere they like, but cats dun bite people. Stray dogs smells bad too.

I HATE DOGS! I want to collect 7 Dragonballs and wish that all the dogs in the world just die. I HATE DOGS!

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p/s: No offense to dogs-lovers aa. I just hate dogs.