Lame Killer 01

Currently listening to “Have A Nice Day” by “Bon Jovi”
Currently planning new evil plans

Project: Operation Drain the Planet
Location: Edo’s Room
Equipments: A PC and StarCraft

Well, this is one of the stuff I did to kill my boredom.

Let’s see, I bet some of you played StarCraft before, rite? Tried a map called “Big Game Hunters”? It map where there’s lotsa minerals for you to harvest. Each mineral pile contains 20000 mineral points. Almost impossible to harvest it all…

Well, what I wanna do is.. try to harvest as much as I can. I wanna try to harvest 1000000 minerals. Heh heh heh. For this operation, I used a sicker map called “BIG”. Yep, it’s so sick that each mineral pile contains 50000 mineral points. It’s just… outregeous and ridiculous.

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So, to accomplish this stupid mission, I put on a fight against 7 Computers. Well, didn’t work. The game crashed half-way, so let’s not talk what I did on my first attempt.

Then, I tried against 4 PCs only. The first thing I did is… well.. emm.. press ‘Enter’ and type in “Show me the money” ( for those who dunno what I’m talking about, I just entered a cheat code for 10000 resources ). Whoops. Er heh heh heh. Hey, winning against 4 PCs is not my objective, I just wanna make them suffer only… Oh ya, need to use Protoss by da way.

Too lazy to wait, I entered another cheat which allows us all including the computers to build or construct stuffs faster. Heh. I spend all of my resources till zero ( I constructed almost every building ). Created a lotsa Dragoons to protect myself from the enemies.

Well.. err.. something fucked up halfway. The enemy is too fast I guess and almost wiped my base. So…. well… er… uh… I entered the ultimate cheat – “Power Overwhelming” ( I’m invulnerable… ).

Ah. Fuck it lah.

So, I just place some Dragoons at the entrance of my enemies base. Yep, they can’t come out. They have to kill my ‘invulnerable’ dragoons if they wanna come out. Placed some Dark Templars ( Razzman call them the ‘Light Saber Guys’ ) in front of the enemy’s gateway or barracks. Everytime they create units, my dark templars will “silence” them. I dun think that’s evil, rite? Darn, what an evil cheater I am. Heh

Using Dark Archon, I mind controlled some Terran’s SCV and Zerg’s Drone. And, the harvest begins..

Here’s some of the screenshots. You must enlarge it to feel it, especially if you wanna see my resources status on top right of the screenshot.

This is my primary base. Multiracial I say.. hmm…

A remote Protoss base. Excess ‘Psi’ are wasted on Probes and some of them are dumped here.

A remote Zerg base. All the 200 ‘Controls’ are used for Drones. Nothing else but Drones.. Yes.. Drones…

A super Terran base. The fastest money collecting base. Wasted lotsa money to create Command Centres so the SCVs can submit the minerals faster. At this point of the game, every second can get me 200+ minerals.

I’ve reached the 1 million mark. I pressed the ‘Print Screen’ button lotsa time because I dun wanna miss the 1 million mark because the numbers increases too fast.

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I’m quite happy… I’ve saved the game, so if wanna continue to get 10 mil, I can just load the game but I feel there’s no point to it ( Bleh, I dun see any point in this 1 million minerals either.. ).

Mission Completed.

PS: More Lame Killer stuffs coming up…