Self Interviewed ~

Currently listening to “Shima Shima” by “Maaya Sakamoto”
Currently hungry

Interview starts

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What’s your name?
Edo.

You sure that’s your name?
No.

Fine. What’s your favourite… anime?
Err… Ghost in the Shell, My Neighbour Totoro.

The two anime you specified is totally different from each other. Why?
Hell I know..

Your favourite animals?
Cats, bear, wolf and err…

Do you own one of the above?
No

What are you doing now?
Answering my own questions

Why are you doing that?
Because I’m bored

Isn’t that stupid?
Yeah. It’s stupid.

Why are you doing stupid stuff?
Because I’m bored?

Isn’t that stupid?
Err.. I think I’ve already answered that

Why is the question is repeating?
Because I wrote it that way?

Isn’t that stupid?
WTF?

Are you stupid?
NO!

Don’t you think answering these questions make you look stupid?
YES!

Are you sure?
YES!

But… isn’t that stupid?
ARGH! FOR FUCK SAKE, NO!!!

What’s your PC’s specification?
Hah, finally. Umm.. quite powerful.

Do you have a girlfriend?
Hey, that’s all about-my-pc-question I can answer? Fine. Yeah, I have one.

What do you mean “I have one”. Does that mean you will get more than one?
NO!

Is she a Japanese?
Er.. no.

Why she’s not a Japanese?
Because she’s not.

I thought you drool over the “Houki Boushi” video clip over and over again just because you lov e the ‘Younha’ girl, didn’t you?
Huh? What?

I heard that she’s your ex-girlfriend and she dumped you because she loved the piano more than you. Is it true?
Err.. that’s just an urban legend.

Are you “perasan”?
NO! I’M NOT!

Why you’re pissed with your own questions?
I’m NOT PISSED! I’m just… I’m just..

You’re just what?
Ah, shut up. Next.

You’re just “shut up”?
FORGET IT! NEXT!

How big is your song collection?
15.1 GB stored inside the Sarabee. XX GB stored in XX amount of DVDs.

Do you listen to every single one of them?
Duh, of course.

What songs you repeat a lot of times?
“Dive” from Maaya Sakamoto
“It’s Good To Be In Love” from Frou Frou
“Stars” from Switchfoot
“Scrap ~ Wakare no Uta” from Maaya Sakamoto

Are you a fan of Maaya Sakamoto?
YES! A SUPER FAN!

Do you own any one of Maaya Sakamoto’s original CD?
No.

You call yourself a “SUPER FAN” although you don’t own one original CDs?
Err.. umm. yeah.

How do you listen to her song when you don’t one of her CDs?
Err.. umm. I download all of them.

How much do you have to pay to download the songs?
Err.. umm. None.

Is it legal?
No.

Why are you doing ilegal acts?
Err.. um. Err..

Do you know that you’re a criminal?
Yes! Now, SHUT UP!

It seems that you’re pissed with your questions again, why?
Because the questions are stupid!

Isn’t this question written by you?
Yes!

Isn’t it stupid to answer your own question?
YES!

Are you stupid?
FOR FUCK SAKE, NO!

Why are you answering your own question when you’re not stupid?
OMG! I WANNA KILL YOU!!

When you say “I WANNA KILL YOU!!” in your previous question’s answer, does it also mean “I WANNA KILL MYSELF!!”?
Err.. yes?

Do you have any idea when this stupid interview is going to finish?
When I successfully killed my boredom.

Does answering you own question can make your boredom killed?
No.

Does that means that this interview is going to last forever?
Maybe.

Do you think that someone is still reading this?
Maybe.

Do you think the reader is stupid enough to read until this line?
No.

Do you think that the reader will think that you’re stupid?
Yes?

Why are you doing stupid stuff?
I dunno.

Are you stu..$%^#$(%

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Interview ends.

PS: Am I.. stupid?

30. November 2005 by edo
Categories: edLife | 15 comments