Obituary
Currently listening to some dead songs
Currently dead
Edo died yesterday in front of his PC, due to lack of whining. Again.
Died at the age of 20. His past 20 years has been really miserable.
In his academic life, he successfully became one of the laziest kid in class but for some odd reason, all the teachers are okay with him. Some says that he possesses black magic that allows him to pass exams without studying. He’s dead without finishing his diploma.
His love life had been uberly miserable… and disgusting+pathetic. His cute girl left him for another guy 3 months ago. According to his record, he proposed 28 girls back in high school. Practically, no girls can tolerate his absence of generally accepted attitude. When he’s desperate, he always talk and cry alone with his PC. He left no wife and children behind.
His social life had been crap. He whines all the time and it’s totally unaccepted by anyone. He was accused of being gay with his housemate. Rumors says that he was seen humping with his plushie Totoro. At school, he was bully’s prey. It’s proven that he’s a paedophile – He’s been trying to get Thye Shin’s sister phone number for months and several lolicon stuffs has been found in his PC.
In his life, he did nothing significant. The most significant ( which is not at all ) stuffs he did was: Make towers out of bookcovers, shout like a maniac in a shopping mall, start a mobbing by staring at the ceiling of Berjaya Times Square, walk around bukit beruang+batu berendam, went to Pantai Kundur at least 10 times a month alone, sneeze non-stop for 25+ times, drank weird combination of sauce+condiments+beverages, loves to greet people with “Ello Erks” and whines a lot.
His lost is not significant at all.
Let’s just hope that someone give him a Phoenix Down before his other party members dead too.
PS1: There’s 5 unrelated pictures there. Look for it and tell me.
PS2: Nikki and QJ look weird…
PS3: Somebody is too free. Aren’t exams coming?
*stabs dead body with scissors to reassure sister’s future*
thx god he’s safely gone… lol., :p
may his soul rest in peace…
now i can take over his pc…
nyihihihihi….
*look left and right* no ppl…
take away his pc..
*cries*
*slowly take edo’s phone and hid it in the pocket*
*slowly pulls edo’s RAM and HD and hids them in the pocket, again*
*cries*
*run away*
*the end*
PS: May u rest in peace my friend.. *smiles*
Thanks a lot, “buddy”.
Just thanks a lot.
*Throws flower* …
…*ketuks*
/use phoenixdown
Ah ~ Thank goodness someone revive/resurrect/reanimate/reboot me before my other party member died. Phew.
So, no one wanna write down the answers of the unrelated pictures inside there? Sigh. Too busy trying to salvage my stuff i see.
*remove scissors from body*
*Sigh*
Erkkk? I look weird? O.o
Owhhh… before i forget..
*throw flowers
Define unrelated. The EVA pic? The cat pic? The unbuttoned shirt guy?
OMG I saw TRINITE picture dammit I want.
!!!!!