2 Raped in Toilet Explained

Currently listening to “Another Grey Day in the Big Blue World” by “Maaya Sakamoto”
Currently SERIOUSLY not happy

WHAT THE FUCK. CAN’T PEOPLE KEEP IT CHILL? I’m damn stressed here and people KEEP ON BUGGING ME WITH QUESTIONS LIKE “How’s the server la?”. No thanks to some bastards who ruins my Hari Raya.

Oh, for those who dunno yet why neXus and EMiNA site are down: The Server has been stolen. Save your questions.

You wanna hear the story? Here, read:

26th October, 1.30am – I realized that i can’t connect to neXus. Beats me, I dunno for how long it has been down since no one contacted me. It only take less than RM0.10 to save me from bombardments of unhappy neXus surfers. No, neXus surfers dun care shit about my Hari Raya. They wan me to do my job or they’ll start whine and bitch to SPB. Since I’m only slightly tired at that time, I almost went out at that very early morning for a quick fix. Nah, felt too lazy. Sleep.

7.00am – Without taking a bath, wash face or brushing my teeth, i just go change and drive out, hoping this’s going to be very quick so i can go back and continue my sleep. Right. Reached the room and ZOMGWTF. Which bastard moved out the server? Which FUCKING BASTARD moved out the server?

Contacted Carl the boss. Maybe some random Malaccan SPB sent the server to the shop or something. He didn’t answer. Called Aaron the Editor-in-Chief of Sigma Yearbook. In blur, he said “what…the…fuck…”. Of course, there’s no sane MMUians who would be awake at 7am during holidays. Contact here and there, it’s obvious – SOME BASTARD STOLE THE SERVER. Oh, I should have taken a bath…

Oh My God. Who in the world would steal a SERVER? HOW THE HELL THEY ENTERED THE ROOM CLEANLY? No signs of breaking in. It’s damn obvious that the bastard holds a key to the room. Or, maybe he lock picked the door. Seriously, who ever this bastard is, I’m God Damned pissed with this fucker. Of all things you wanna steal, why the server? Other stuffs in the room is still intact. SPB’s official camera which is lying OBVIOUSLY on the table is still there. SPB’s official DV is still there on my table. My shiny Sony Clie PDA is still at where I left it. Other 3 PC is still intact.

Oh My God. You BASTARD! WHY THE SERVER? You wanna know what’s inside the server? neXus Central, neXt-Boards, SPB’s Image Archive, Previous Sigma Files, EMiNA Forum and Website, and several other club’s website. YES, THE BASTARD IS A REAL SON-OF-A-BITCH.

What you expect me to do at that time? Scream “BASTARD!” as loud as I can? I had no choice but to make a report to the Security. Oh, I should have taken a bath….

I told Wilz what happened and lepaked at his office for quite a long time ( oh, he was alone in the Prez Office. Others haven’t come back from Hari Raya like I’m supposed too ).

10.45am – Mr. Ali, the security officer in charge called me and told me that they found 2 CPU in Plaza Siswa 1st Floor toilet. “2″ CPU? Okay, went to the specified place and i saw this:

Z-0-M-G-W-T-F. Isn’t that Sarabee? WHAT? THEY STOLE MY PC TOO?! And how come I didn’t notice it was missing too? Maybe I’m too shocked to know that the server is missing and I dun care about anything else at that moment. BASTARD!!

Yes. There they were. The Server ( “The Student Server” codenamed “Gigahertz MkII” or “Gigahertz One” ) and The Sarabee ( My “the used to be uber” machine ).They raped the machines and washed em. They didn’t literally rape them, but they literally “washed” them. The machine were left without peripherals and soaking wet. Every peripherals from the Server’s gone ( they only left us the soaking PSU ). As for the Sarabee, same fate like the Server except the bastard spare me the soaking motherboard and 2 soaking network card. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH EM!? Eh? Oh, the optical drives are still there. Er, i mean the soaking wet optical drives. BASTARDS! More than one person worked on this and they purely worship the Lord of Evil itself. I don’t want them to burn in hell, I WAN THEM TO BURN NOW! There goes what SPB worked on for years.

I’ve lost my processor ( It’s a Intel Pentium 3.2Ghz Northwood. IT’S NORTHWOOD!!! DAMMIT!! ), 2 x 512MB DDRAM ( THANK GOD Muharram desperately wanted my other 2 x 512MB. Phew.. ), 2 HDD ( contains Project NierChi recovery data, Wooden Fish Apartments database, my prreeeccious artworks, and of course.. server’s backup files. ), and one cheap graphic card that I trade with Wilz.

The security later drove me to Ayer Keroh police station. Yep, like Ross said in his blog, what’s with the techno music in the background . I felt weird being in a dark place police with an old makcik police with a high pace technobeat music. Okay, whatever. Make a report.

O-M-G. Which part of “THE PCs WERE STOLEN AND FOUND” she dun understand? She keep on telling me that, “When the PC was stolen, I should have make a police report straight”. After 5 times having “communication trouble”, she finally understands that the PCs were found 3 hours after I notice I were stolen. Okay, I should stop talking bad stuff about the police or they might tangkap me for no reason.

She asked me to go to the old IPK in Melaka Town. Uh, old IPK? Umm.. which one? I asked MMU security people to confirm izzit the one near the ‘Flora De La Mar’ ship replica? They said “NO NO NO. It’s the one in Bandar Kaba behind the church. Near TNB and Telekom’s HQ”. Uh huh.. i see. Security can’t drive me there because it’s too far. Okay. Oh, I should have taken a bath….

12.00pm – Yes, the sun up straight above me. It’s time for me to drive my poor little Perodua Kancil car cheesily named “Suzie” to this Old IPK. Oh yeah, my air-cond is not working. *laughs alone like a mad man, while wind blows in the background*. I can’t believe how I can bear with the heat inside my car. Roll down windows, and i can feel my lungs rot slowly as I drive while breathing on carcinogenic air.

Yay, arrived at the Police Station. WHAT THE FUCK, it’s a POLICE STATION. Ye, mekasih kepada pak guard kerana membuang karan aku pegi tempat salah. AAARRGGH!! I KNEW IT! It’s the one near the ship’s replica. My bad also for being a bad Malacaan not knowing such thing. Oh, my phone’s dead – I make too many phone calls i guess. Now, how am I going to call this person that I’m supposed to meet? Ah, I’ll try to find his room. Oh, he found me.

The annoyingly handsome policeman asked me why can’t he reach me thru my phone. Tell him my phone’s dead and WHOA, I can’t believe he’s using the same charger. *stares at his Nokia N70*. Bla Bla Bla, he asked me that and this… then he wanted to take a look at the “crime scene” at take pics. They told me to drive back to MMU and wait for them.

O-K. Time to drive back to MMU while smelling the nice traffic air of Melaka. OH SHIT! My auntie and family saw me. They saw me sweating while driving. I bet she going to start rumors about her bro is not fixing her nephew’s car air-cond and bla bla bla. Ah fuck it who cares. I just wanna reach MMU in one piece. Safely. Oh, I should have taken a bath….

Reached MMU and I’m “shining” ( happens to dark people like me when they’re sweating ). I feel like killing myself.

Went to the “crime scene”. Police take some statements. Take pictures. Take fingerprints. Take off. Me, still here in MMU bombarded with similar questions by curious people.

Time to go home, BATHE, and blast air-cond to the MAX, and sleep. Screw anyone who tries to wake me up. Stress? OH OF COURSE I’M GAWD DAMN STRESSED! SPB’s hardwork gone with the server. Backup? Oh, they stole the backup too along with my PC.

There goes my Hari Raya. There goes my World of Warcraft hours. There goes my holiday. I took risk and left my PC there for the sake of other curious students out there who refuse to live in ignorance. Bastards took risk by stealing pc and server just to satisfy their short-term needs. Okay, my bad for leaving my PC there during the holidays but the Server.

That’s all. Please stop bombarding me with questions. I had enough stress and bad luck happenings in my life already and I know that you don’t want me list it.

I nearly broke down on that Thursday with too many questions inside my head of what’s going to happen after this, who’s the bastard and why the hell i’m too worried about all these shit? I ended up to throw away everything and teman my gramps to Kulai because they wanna see my auntie there. What happened there: I can’t stop thinking about the server. I think I’m going crazy. I need to take a break, seriously.

So I decided to go to KL tomorrow but I dun feel like going alone. Who knows, going out to KL maybe can relief my stress. but i dun feel like going alone. Invited my best-friend and… his momma destroyed my plan. Oh fuck it. It seems that I’m going to be stuck in Melaka till campus reopens. Yeah, yeah. Life goes on. Whatever…

Now allow me to work in peace. There’s so many stuff I need to leech from Google Cache. Need to check out Lowyat.net for fuckers who sell familiar parts.

PS: Oh, I should have taken a bath….
PS2: There are some details I refuse to release to public. What’s not stated up there, please don’t ask for it.
PS3: I’m chill.. I’m.. chill.. I’m.. smiling… I’m kewl. I’m not depressed. I’m not going to get a girlfriend if I’m depressed. Must.. keep.. on……. smiling……….
PS4: You’re still reading this? I tawt you quit half-way…