DO NOT FEED THE CATS (!?)

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I’ve heard of “Do not feed the bears”…

Today, a “CATchy” title appeared in Bulletin Board : FEEDING OF CATS AT HOSTEL BLOCK

Assalamualaikum & Good Day
Dear Students
The issue of cats at hostels and canteen areas have been prolonged for quite sometime now. We have been facing difficulties although we have caught quite a number this couple of months.

We have discuss this matter with SRC officials and came up with a suggestion. Your cooperation is highly appreciated NOT TO FEED THE CATS during your meal. This will actually attract more of them to come to these places.

We will do the necessary to catch these cat especially during the night.

Please help us on this matter.

Thank you.

SECURITY DIVISION
Cyberjaya Campus

I dunno. It’s just sounds weird. Poor cats.

Maybe we should exterminate some humans for destroying the earth. Yeah, other animals are complaining and having difficulties.

I hope they relocate the cat to somewhere better, not to some random kebun kelapa sawit in Sepang. AND I REALLY HOPE they didn’t come out with a stupid RM20 penalty for feeding the cats.

Malaccans, FEED THE CATS while you can.

PS: Erm, catching cats at night sounds fun…
PS2: Oh, don’t you love the look of them being cute before you fed em and giving you the invisible middle finger after you fed em?
PS3: DO FEED THE CATS at Medan Ikan Bakar Umbai or they’ll scratch your car tyres.