I’m HAPPY In Melaka

Currently listening to “CALL ME WHEN YOU’RE SOBER” by Evanescence
Currently forcing self to work

To those who left me in Melaka. Yes, I’m HAPPY in Melaka. I’m having a GREAT time in Melaka. I do stuff that you commoners don’t do.

I don’t go to holidays during holidays like you commoners. I go to work. I sit in my office doing something for the university. Unlike you commoners, spending time selfishly for yourselves on holidays. Pfft, commoners.

I have lotsa work to do. Like A LOT of work to do, and consistently coming. You commoners? You commoners don’t have enough work. Got nothing to do until you need to waste your time on a holiday. My God, seriously commoners.

Me? Alone? I’m not alone. I have officemates. Although most of them are akaks, I have one cool guy sitting in the next office. The only downside about the guy next door is he don’t give me enough works. I wish he can offer me piles of work, so I wouldn’t worry about not having work. I hate him for not giving me enough work sometimes. He EVEN invited me to lunch during lunch breaks. Which sane people on this earth goes out to lunch during lunch breaks!? Oh ya I forgot: “commoners”. Staying in office is not good enough?

Holiday is a scary thing. I have no idea how you commoners can handle this “holiday”. Seriously, roaming around on Earth doing something that doesn’t contribute to the society is… unimaginable to me. Weekends are like HOLYSH!T scary already, holidays are.. unimaginable. Extremely unimaginable beyond me forgiving the guy who stole my slippers. It feels like every time someone looks forwards for a holiday, God kills a kitten. Please think of the kittens, commoners. Aslam says that holiday are Satan’s weekday, Chrishtians says that having holiday will get you to hell and Binhuddhism says that you’ll reincarnate into a protozoa next time.

This is boring now. I’m not doing work! Blogging is a waste of time but at least I’m expressing my thoughts about you commoners. Get a life, commoners!

PS: Not a word. Say nothing. Let me rot slowly in Melaka T_T