ReCap: Bloody Maths

This is what I see when I stare at the whiteboard

Currently still listening to nothing
Currently updating my konpyutta

Edo has a long bad history with figures and numbers since his traumatizing days back in Form 3. “Math sucks” he says, contradicts to what ever he said back when he was a primary schooler where he fucking pwns everyone in class. Wait… let’s not go there.

Now. He just suck badly, and he’s not even hiding it. He suck so bad that it would take him 30 seconds to calculate “7×6″. He suck so bad he avoided himself from calculating anything. Without a calculator, he would die. It’s really bad, very bad. To make things more complicated, he completely rejects math and refuse to study. He rather watch paint dry and watch grass grow than studying math.

He’s making his life harder on his own. Due to maths alone, it took him additional 4 years to grab the certifications that most probably he’s not going to use after he graduates.

It's easier to teach a cat to drive a car than teaching Edo maths.

But at last, after receiving several death threats, killer stares and endless bitchings from his loved ones, he finally passed his paper. Barely.

*ehem*

Ok. Seriously. Thanks guys for helping me out with my maths. Really appreaciated it, lol. It was really good that for the first time in my entire university life, i felt really really really confident over my maths paper. Of course, I felt the complete opposite when I actually see the question itself. It felt like I was brainwashed to believe that I can answer the questions instead of being tutored. There was this imaginary marquee that goes “What the fuck is this shit” scrolling on top of me everytime I skip to the next question. I felt like I was bathed with liquified feces when exiting the hall and felt like talking to my cat all day long about how my life sucked so bad.

But Holy mother of teapots, I passed the paper miraculously. So again, my dearest friends who wasted their energy and sanity to tutor me maths, THANKS A LOT. May you regain your sanity again. T_T

PS: I IS FREE! FROM MATHS!